Black Humans

The other day while driving in the car, Alex said, "Mommy, I wish I was a Black Human."

I asked why and he said, "Because then I could take all my clothes off and I would look just like a monkey. I wouldn't even need a costume!"

Human Throw

When at the temple the other, we had an interesting experience. On our way out, Alex literally picked Rebekah up and THREW her into the grass.

After scolding him, I scolded him some more by saying, "Alex, what made you want to throw Rebekah?"

A: "Well, I just thought it would be softer to throw her in the grass instead of on the cement."

Earlier I said, "I don't ever want to see you you do that to a girl again!"

Rebekah overheard this and said, "Yeah! Not a girl with a TUTU!!"

Later that night when Joseph was talking to Alex about it, Alex said, "Well I didn't throw her like a basketball, it was more like a Human Throw."

He then prayed for the following, "Please bless that I can remember to not Human Throw my sister anymore."

Positive

This morning as I was getting the kids their breakfast, Alex said, "Ugh! I wish it wasn't Sunday!"

I replied, "Come on now, let's be positive today."

He wittingly said, "I am positive. I'm positive I DON'T want to go to church today."